Metaphore: Was RickRolling Responsible For 9/11?
Dead Welsh poet Dylan Thomas once said,
“SOMEONE’S BORING ME. I THINK IT’S ME.”
Dylan, you bore the crap out of me too, sunshine, but spare us the pretentious soundbites already. Yes, yes, I understand what you mean - that when one is bored, it is primarily with one’s self - but it’s painfully fucking obvious to [...]
When Will You Gullible Fuckers Ever Learn?
Johnathon Ross and Russell Brand’s BBC careers are under threat following a media shit-storm, stirred up when the pair left a series of outrageous answerphone messages aimed at comedy “legend” Andrew Sachs during their hilarious radio show.
And by hilarious I, of course, mean totally fucking shit.
Make no mistake, that pair of turgid turds will wipe the floor with [...]
Homeless rant
We’ve all been there at some point, or so I assume. You’re standing there, at a cashpoint, staring at your balance and shaking your head ruefully, wondering what went wrong. Wondering if taking out that extra tenner will send you over that monthly financial precipice. And then you stop. You’re not alone. In fact you’re [...]
Statement of intent
If you like whining, then this is the place for you. If you’ve a soft spot for ranting, then look no further. If you have a penchant for a good moan, then you’re in luck. If you like to read carefully considered opinions, balanced views, with a healthy scoop of dry wit for dessert, then [...]